Are you ok? A mail to Justin.

Having not heard from Justin in a few days I thought I'd send a quick mail. I didn't want him to think I was losing interest so I sent this :

Dearest Justin.

I have tried so hard not to mail you and be a pest but I simply cannot wait any longer. I must know, are you ok?

Your last email has me so, so worried and I cannot clear my head of thoughts that you may be ill. Please Justin, let me know that you are ok. For all I know, you may have been trampled and injured by a hoard of rampant, horny goats or succumbed to a nasty bout of gingivitis of the anoos. All I need is a message from you to say that you are alive and well and I shall be happy once more. I just can't stand the uncertainty.

Justin, I shall continue to pray that you will be delivered from whatever ails you and hope for a speedy reply.

I know we have chatted a lot but is there anything you wish to know about me or ask of me? Just ask and I will tell and if there is anything I can do to make you happy, just say and I will do it. I just want to make you happy Justin :)

Keep safe, be happy and please email me back soon.

Your ever loving and devoted Samantha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS plain natural yoghurt is good for gingivitis of the anoos. Just saying.

Rim blocks, Twanky and Cooper!!

This is my reply to Justin follwing his heartfelt email of earlier today. I do hope he can forgive my loose and disgracefull past!

Dearest darling Justin.

Please don't be scared for you have nothing to fear. Let my love wipe away those worries and be happy in the knowledge that the great Goddess Mozalina has a plan for us. Yes Justin, I said US as I do believe that we are destined to be together forever. How am I so sure of this? I shall try and explain and hope and pray that you can find it in your heart to forgive me for what I did. Please don't hate me Justin as I don't think I could bear that.

For many years I led an unholy life Justin. I drank alcohol, took drugs and led a life of extreme sexual depravity. Please don't hate me for this for it is something I have deep regret for now. I was lonely and craved comfort, both physical and emotionally. I would go to parties, drink and take illegal substances then have sexual relations with anyone who so wished to use me in that way. The low point came when I awoke one morning in a strange house that belonged to man I now know as Mr Twanky. Mr Twanky and his friend Seymour Cooper had done unmentionable things to me involving orange soft furnishings and a quiche and I was extremely traumatised by this. I grabbed my clothes, hastily dressed and ran out of the house. As I was running down the street, tears flooding from my eyes, I ran head first into a lady. This lady is now one of my closest friends and was a Vicar. She kindly took me to her chuch in Dibley, cleaned me up, made me tea and told me that God would forgive me. This lady, the Vicar of Dibley was to become my saviour.

Geraldine (the vicars first name) explained to me that The Great Goddess Mozzalina had a plan for my life. She was looking over me and would help me overcome my addictions. From that moment onwards, I put my trust in her and have turned my life around. Whilst sat in that small, cold church in Dibley, I had a vision! A postman was delivering leaflets for a local discount store. I hadn't noticed it sat in the porch of the church and as I left, I slipped on it and fell to the ground. The writing on the leaflet said " Just in today! Two for a pound on all rim blocks." Just in -  Justin - it was a sign!!  I knew there and then that my destiny lay in the hands of a man named Justin. As I looked up, a statue of The Goddess Mozalina looked down upon me and I felt her good grace and love shining through.

Since then I have waited patiently for the one named Justin to come into my life. I know it probably sounds crazy, but you are my destiny. You are the one I am destined to love. It has been written since the dawn of time and our time is now.

Oh Justin, I forgive you for your untruths about your family. I care not that you are a full time orphan. I hope you can forgive me for past indescretions and see to a future, a future where we are enveloped with love for each other. I have no one else. I am all alone in this life. Since meeting Geraldine (the vicar) and having my vision, I have not touched drink or drugs and haven't had sexual relations since that fateful time with Mr's Twanky and Cooper. Please forgive me Justin. I fear my heart would break in two if you did not love me anymore.

I await your loving and forgiving response.

Your ever loving Samantha xxxxxxx

PS I did buy some of the two for a pound rim blocks but they made me rashy so never bought them again.

PPS I really do love you Justin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x

The handsome Mr McBride.

Justin case you were wondering what the charming Mr McBride looks like, here are the photos he sent me of himself!!! Isn't he a handsome chap?

Reply from Justin - the full time orphan!

This is the reply I received today following my message about the microlight/cow incident! Wow!! What a coincidence. Justin is actually an orphan too, just the same as me. Isn't that just freaky!! But he isn't just any old kind of orphan, he is a 'full time orphan'. Amazing, considering he is an adult!! What is also amazing is that he is now completely in love with me, despite only exchanging a couple of messages. Please note in this message, the emphasis on GOD. He thinks I am a religious nut so is doing all he can to let me know that he is too. We are so compatible it's scary! Where has he been all my life? (besides the internet cafe in Nigeria or wherever he is!) Oh and WTF?? He seems to think we are already married (guff about matrimonial vows!!)

I am scared that you will want a man like me....
                                                                   
Beloved Sweetie,

 

I am glad once again to be before my PC to email you and know how you are doing. I wasn't away to get you worried but is due to some ideas that came into my mind and that really scared me. It's not about you but about myself and my background. I vowed to GOD to tell you everything about me both the good and the bad and if it's the will of GOD we shall still be together. Behold my worries in this relationship and I won't want you to turn your back on me due to the things I will say in this mail.

 

You have to know that I am a man full of care and love but has never experienced real love in my life. I was born in the year 1960 and unfortunately I didn't know or see my biological parents till this day. But according to the plan of life, I was adopted by my foster parents that told me when I was 5 years old that they weren't my real parents. Even my foster parents left this world 10 years ago, it's a way to inform you that I am full time orphan. After their death the family of my foster parents asked me to leave them alone that I came to inherit what the brother had, I was rediculed and sent out from a house which I know that I bought for my foster parents. I didn't give up and after 3 years GOD gave me another better house than the former.

 

After then, I met my EX and business associates that turned down all my efforts of years, through the experience I decided to work alone never to share my business ideas with anyone nor trust any. I have gone through pains and GOD has  been faithful has healed my heart and mind, now I am a new man. I have also made God my whole world. By the grace of GOD I have a good reputation and integrity since I came down into this world.

 

This is what I will like to inform you, can you build a lasting Home in the fear of GOD Almighty with an orphan? Why I asked you this is because my heart has gone ahead of me and at the moment I am in LOVE with you even when I know I haven't seen you face to face. I am trying to control my feeling not mailing all the time but now I will like to inform you that even my soul has approved you but if you think it's impossible to be with me, I will still try to understand you for I can't oblige you to do something you don't want to do. But as for me, How I wish to spend my rest life by your side. You are my dreams come through. I loving you dearly and deeply.

 

I shall be waiting for your response,

I shall forever remain faithful to my matrimonial vows to you...

 

Loving you always,
Yours sweety

McBride Justin

My response.

This is my response to Justin's heartbreaking email. How could anyone not love him? I hope he falls for me. He is such a catch!

Dearest Justin

Oh my heart skipped a beat when I saw you had replied. Justin, you have no idea how happy I was to receive your reply.

I was in tears as I read about all your troubles. Oh Justin, why has someone as lovely as yourself been dealt such a raw deal? Your faith must carry you through and you must look to the fact that God will punish those who have wronged you. He will smite them and may they burn in the hot hot fires of hell. You are an amazing  person to be able to forgive them, especially the ex girlfriend who betrayed you like that. How could someone who claims to love you, steal from you and deceive you in such a way? 

If I were to be in a relationship with someone as wonderful and genuine as you, I would treasure and love you for an eternity and never do anything to jeapordise that. All I can say is that she must have been a fool.

I shall tell you a little about myself now Justin if I may.

I am 42 and live in the UK. I was orphaned at a young age (2) when both my parents were killed in a freak accident. They were driving down a narrow country lane on the way home from visiting an elderly relative. To the left was a field full of cows, just doing their usual cow type business. A local pilot was flying his microlight aircraft above the field when it was struck by lightening. The plane came hurtling down into the field of cows and crashed, bursting into flames with a huge explosion. The impact of the explosion caused one of the cows to be flung high into the air. Unfortunately, the cow landed with an enormous impact right onto the roof of my parents car, squashing the roof into them and casuing them to crash their car. They were killed instantly. Although I was young, I can still remember them and hold a great love for them in my heart. I have never eaten beef or drunk milk since as the memory of that deadly cow will live with me forever.

I was raised by my grandparents who were kind gentle people but have both been dead for a number of years now. I have no brothers or sisters and no children either. I live alone except for my 7 pet rats and my memories. I have to admit that I sometime get lonely and long for someone to love and care for. I pray to the Goddess Mozalina that she will deliver the perfect man to me, for me to love and cherish for all time.

Did I tell you that I love to write poetry Justin? I love words and it helps me to express how I feel. I'd love to share one of my poems with you and hear what you think of it.


If you walk with you head down,
You can count every step you take,
I know every place I've been now,
I can count every mistake.
Ive heard so many times before.
Almost forgotten how to dream,
All that I was running from,
Is all I need to save me.


I couldnt let you in my heart, 
Light and fiction it's falling apart.
Just wait I found you,
Dont give it up. I have overcome.
Now I cant let you go,
You showed me something that I never know,
And finally I found the one. I have overcome.

I hope you like it Justin.

Anyway, I should leave you in peace now. I dearly hope to hear from you again soon.

Be happy and may the Goddess Mozalina shine her love and blessings down upon you.

Samantha x x x

**Lyrics pinched from Alexandra Burke - Overcome**

Message 2 from 'Justin'.

This is the response I received following my initial email to Mr McBride. Please note the excessive use of capital letters at the beginning of every word! The poor man had such a hard life. My heart bleeds for him!

Hello Dear Samantha,  

Thanks For The Privilege Of Communicating With You Independently By Email. I Believe The First Thing We Need To Do At This Point Is Allowing Each Other A Little Access Into Our World As I Have No Doubt That A Door Of Friendship With A Great Promise Of Something More Than Just Friendship Has Opened And Believe Me By Faith, I Can See The Beauty Of What This Little Effort Will Produce At The End.

My Full Name Is McBride Justin Born On The 24th December 1962 In Bronx New York. I Am A Mixed Anglo-American; My Dad Is An American Born And Brought Up In New York, Mum Had A British Background Originally From Wales, But She Spent Almost All Her Life In The United States. My Parents Relocated To Seattle, Washington When I Was Still Very Young; So I Grew Up In Seattle, My Mother Gave In To Cancer A Few Years After We Relocated To Seattle. So I Grew Up With My Father And The Only Brother Bright Who Was A Victim Of Terrorist Attack On World Trade Center In 2001. My FatherCouldn’t Handle the News of His First Son’s Death He Had Stroke and Presently Partially Paralyzed and His Mobility Impairment Makes Him 100% Dependent.  I Lived and Schooled In UK; Had My Degrees In The College Of Manchester, And Oxford University Respectively; I Graduated As Civil Engineer With A Degree In Estate Management.

I Have Experienced A Great Emotional Torture In My Life Because Of The Lost Of The Two Most Important People In My Life, But In All I Decided To Move On. Another Most Painful Event That Almost Ruined My Entire Life Was In 2002.  I Met A Lady Called Hannah From Madrid - Spain That I Loved With Everything In Me And Wanted To Build Home With Her, But Unfortunately She Was A Wrong Choice, I Trusted Her Even With My Life, But She Turned Around And Hurt Me By Going Out With Her Ex-Boy Friend And Latter On In Collaboration With Her Ex Emptied Our Joint Account Of A Very Huge Amount Because She Had Unrestricted Access To The Account, She Had Access To Some Of My Most Vital Documents Because She Did Everything To Earn My Trust Over The Little Time We Spent Together, But Struck Me So Badly When I Never Expected. I Decided To Forgive Her Because I Loved And Can’t Imagine Myself Seeing Her Suffer In Jail.

Since The 2003 Till This Point I Have Not Been Into Any Relationship. The Troubles That I Encountered As I Was Growing Up Didn’t Dampen My Zeal To Work Hard And Be Successful And Was Not Enough For Me To Lose Hope Of Finding A Sincere God Fearing And Honest Woman; I Didn’t Tell You All These To Attract Any Pity, But For The Necessity Of Transparent Introduction Of Myself And To Tell You That I Am Completely Healed And Ready To Face A Brighter Future For God Is With Me, The Thing I Suffered In Life Made Me A Man Of Strong Moral Values And Character.

Presently I Am Still Single And Live Alone With My 3 Dogs 3 Parrots In My House In Seattle Washington, But I Have People Working For Me As Stewards, Gardeners Dog Trainers Etc. I Am A Very Energetic, Strongly Rooted Christian With A Great Sense Of Humor. I Strive To Be The Best That God Has Called Me To Be And I Try To Encourage Others To Do The Same. I Love Living Life In All Simplicity And Consider Myself A Cross-Cultural Individual And A Broadminded Person. I Have A Variety Of Interests, But Especially Enjoy Warm Climate Outdoor Activities (E.G. Beach, Golf, Rollerblading, Biking, Etc. And Weekend Getaways. I Am Family And Friend-Oriented. Although Not A Perfect Human, But I Will Describe Myself As A Work In Process; So If You Find Any Fault In Me Or In My Character, Don’t Throw Me Away Because I Can Be Changed Or Corrected With Love.  Although Out Of Relationship For Some Years Now, Yet I Am A Very Romantic Person. I Am Not Expecting My Soul Mate To Be An Angel From Heaven For I Know There Will Be None. In All Sincerity I Am In Search Of A Woman With A Vacuum In Her Heart Which Only A Man Like Me Could Fill, I’m  Trusting God For A Woman  That Can Accommodate Anyone And Love Without Holding Back Anything. Someone That Is Not Judgmental, Real In All Her Commitments… For A Start, This Is The Much About Me. GOD Is All For Me And To Me.

I Long to Read Your Mail Again,

McBride Justin

Reply from me.

This is the response I sent to the initial message. This was sent to his private email address.

Dearest Justin

Thank you so very very much for your lovely message on the dating site. I was overjoyed to hear from you.

I am a 42 year old woman who is looking to meet the love of my life. I have long curly red hair and green eyes.

I am a very spiritual lady who takes my beliefs very seriously. Are you a believer too Justin? It is very important to me that any man who I choose to share my life with has a strong set of beliefs and is spiritual and moral. People who do not believe, well we all know what will happen to them don't we? Yes! Damned to the fires of hell for eternity.

My hobbies are reading, singing, baking wonderful cakes and meditating. Meditation is so very important isn't it Justin? It helps clear and focus the mind, making for a brighter and more spiritual soul. Are you a spiritual soul Justin?

So Justin, please tell me all about you. I want to hear everthing! I have a really good feeling that you and I are going to have something very special, a love to last an eternity. I do hope I am not being too forward but the great Goddess Mozalina has given me a sign and I am happy to trust her judgement.

I await your honest and speedy reply Justin. Love cannot wait, I am sure you agree!!

With much love and blessings

Samantha x x x x x x

Message number 1

This is the initial message I received on a dating site. Pretty obvious it's a scammer.

Dearest Friend,  
I was arrested by your profile, and I will love to know you better and more. I believe time always bring 2 to make 1, I am here in search of my half or my soulmate. I hope that your profile is real, if it's so please Can you give me a chance to know you and express my kind personality with you? if it's ok with you , I will like you to please email me on this address and don't forget to tell me more of you, your likes and dislikes including your pictures: ********@rocketmail.com 

NB: Know that distance , age, social status have nothing to do in this, above all LOVE is the Greatest... Thanks for your comprehension and consideration 

Yours new friend, I wait for your reply, Justin McBride