Having not heard from Justin in a few days I thought I'd send a quick mail. I didn't want him to think I was losing interest so I sent this :
Dearest Justin.
I have tried so hard not to mail you and be a pest but I simply cannot wait any longer. I must know, are you ok?
Your last email has me so, so worried and I cannot clear my head of thoughts that you may be ill. Please Justin, let me know that you are ok. For all I know, you may have been trampled and injured by a hoard of rampant, horny goats or succumbed to a nasty bout of gingivitis of the anoos. All I need is a message from you to say that you are alive and well and I shall be happy once more. I just can't stand the uncertainty.
Justin, I shall continue to pray that you will be delivered from whatever ails you and hope for a speedy reply.
I know we have chatted a lot but is there anything you wish to know about me or ask of me? Just ask and I will tell and if there is anything I can do to make you happy, just say and I will do it. I just want to make you happy Justin :)
Keep safe, be happy and please email me back soon.
Your ever loving and devoted Samantha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS plain natural yoghurt is good for gingivitis of the anoos. Just saying.
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