Wednesday 9 November 2011

Sadly it's over :(

Well it seems that now it is all over. It was fun while it lasted so Justin, thanks for the laughs!! One last email just in case but I doubt I shall ever hear from my true love Justin ever again :(

My darling Justin

Please reply to me. I miss you terribly my darling. My life is incomplete without you. You brought me so much joy but the flip side is the pain I now feel because you have rejected me.

Please reply my sweet and may the great Goddess Mozalina continue to bless you.

Yours always

Samantha xxxxxxxxxxx

The end of a beautiful love affair? - a message to Justin

I have now been relased from hospital after my acident and am pleading for Justin to reconsider dumping me!

My dearest darling sweet Justin.

I am finally home after being released from hospital today. This should be a joyous occasion but truth be told, I am heartbroken. My neighbour Annette passed on your message that you no longer want to hear from me again.

WHY? What have I done that has made you want to be like this Justin? All I have ever done is be honest, truthful and loving towards you. I have never lied or cheated (even when the gorgeous pizza delivery man offered me a nibble on his pepperoni)  I have laid my soul bare and given my heart to you and you treat me like this.

Was it my fault that I got hit by that lorry? NO!! Did I want to have my leg smashed into pieces and have it screwed back together again? None of it was my fault. I lay in my hospital bed sobbing as I felt my whole world had ended. I was inconsolable Justin. Even the skillfull and very accommodating hands of the extremely good looking doctor could not rouse me from my despair.

Why do you not love me any more Justin? Are you worried that I will now be a cripple, forever confined to a wheelchair or hobbling on sticks? Don't you want a wife with a broken leg? My leg will heal but I fear my heart will not. I cannot believe that you could abandon me like this in my hour of need. I thought you were a genuine and honest man who loved me for the wo(man) that I am . How could you be this cruel to me?

I guess I must abide by your wish and never contact you again. I would like  to hear this directly from you please then I shall leave you in peace.  I just hope that someone out there can help you in your current crisis and send you the money you need to  be released from prison, as een though you profess not to love me anymore, my feelings are still as strong.  Although as you have no family, being a full time orphan I guess this will be pretty difficult.  It's such a shame as I was going to  send Annette to the local Western Union Office to pay the money you need on my behalf. She's off into town later as she had a win on the lottery at the weekend and has to go to sign some release forms etc for it to be paid into her bank account. I just hope she doesn't spend it all on cider!! Obviously now I cannot think of sending money to someone who doesn't love me.

Justin, you have broken my heart. I don't think I shall ever entertain another relationship ever again. I hope you are proud of yourself!!! You have shattered my world just like that lorry of prosthetics shattered my leg.

Be happy Justin, be safe and remember, I will always love you.

Samantha xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Saturday 5 November 2011

A kindred spirit? A reply from Annette

Annette likes bad boys!! Do you think they will be kindred spirits?



You have a lawyer? Why whats up? You really in trouble big time? It dont sound good bruv!!! 

You been a norty boy then? lol lol!!! I did a bit of time a few years back (do't tell  Sammy tho). I got caught shoplifting from 99p Stores.  I still dont no how they spotted the toblerones in me trackie bottom legs!!! Think someone must av grassed me up. It was me first time (getting cort anyway) so the judge just gave me 6 months inside. Think he was havin a bad day (mebbee his missus dint give a him a blowie that  morning lmao!!)

So come on then, what you done? He he he I like a bad boy!

From Annette xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just forget him - a reply from Justin

He wants us to just forget him - as if!!!

you guys should forget about me, i will be fine soon, I have a lawyer that will help me

Another one for good measure - Annette mails Justin again

Annette needs to ask Justine (he hasnt even noticed) a couple of questions.

JUstine

I know you said not to reply to you but I have to ask (cos I am a nosey cow lol!!)  what was she sending you? Please tell me it wasnnt nuddy pics or anythink gross like that!!  And what do you mean you will be find? You in trouble or summat?

Annette x x

Tuppence - a reply from Annette

Even though Justin requested that Annette not reply to him, she has!! She off to the shop for cider and a lottery ticket! Fingers crossed as it's a rollover!!!


Thts not very nice is it? She's laid up in hospital and you dump her? I'll tell her you said "get well soon" but I think she will be gutted that you've dumped her. She were well into you. I told her that these long distance love things dont work but she dint listen.

Anythink else you want me to tell her? I'm gonna visit her later, tek her some grapes and stuff (and a razor) Seriously man, she is gonna be well gutted. She might be a rich bitch but she's ain't got many frends and stuff. Dunno why she bothers wi me cos I aint got 2 pennies to rub together. Mind you, at least my tuppence is real Roflmfa!!!!

I best get  gone. Off to get some cider for tonight - can't wait to watch X Factor (Johhny to win wooop wooop!!) and gonna put my lottery on. Massive rollover tonight - £25, 000000!! I'll have a bit of that thank you very much lol lol!! Imagine winiing that? I be richer than her lmao!!

Smell ya later Justine

Frim Annette x x x

He's not a happy bunny - Justin replies to Annette

Oohh he's having a right strop is Justin. He doesn't want to hear from Samantha again. Bastard!! I thought he loved me!!!

Tell her safe recovery, and let he or she as the case may be never and not to contact me anymore, I am grateful for the worsing situation, i know it will go this way, but mind you i shall be find, don't reply this mail